1
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Arghh!

2
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Over there, quickly. Get out that way.

3
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Sorry. Excuse me.

4
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Help them!

5
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- Is everybody out?
- We don't know.

6
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Hey, are you all right?
Are you all right?

7
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- Wilf.
- Wilf?

8
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- I think Wilf is still inside.
- Which floor?

9
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- Wilf?
- The ambulance, go!

10
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Wilf? Are you all right, mate?

11
00:02:00,940 --> 00:02:02,660
- Where is she?!
- Who? Who?

12
00:02:03,734 --> 00:02:05,656
- Where's Amity?
- I don't know.

13
00:02:05,783 --> 00:02:08,158
No, don't go back,
Wilf! It's too dangerous!

14
00:02:08,180 --> 00:02:09,977
- Amity!
- You can't go in.

15
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You've gotta stay
with us. Stay out here!

16
00:02:12,063 --> 00:02:14,660
- You've got to come with us.
- Where is she?!

17
00:02:14,700 --> 00:02:16,469
Where's Amity?!

18
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The clue is in the title, for
the eagle-eyed amongst you.

19
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Hmm...

20
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Agnew propounds that the
presence of negative stimuli,

21
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or, at least, the absence
of positive stimuli,

22
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accounts for the propensity
of certain individuals

23
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to engage in criminal acts.

24
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In plain English, perhaps,

25
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what Shakespeare so memorably called,

26
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"The slings and arrows
of outrageous fortune."

27
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The losses and betrayals,

28
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rejections and deceptions,

29
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slights and disappointments

30
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that constitute a lifetime.

31
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A missed promotion.

32
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The death of a loving
and protective parent.

33
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A broken relationship.

34
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Or maybe just an
unanticipated academic failure.

35
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We are one misstep away,
ladies and gentlemen,

36
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from a downward spiral
into delinquency, debt,

37
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dependency, destitution,

38
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and premature death.

39
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Have a very pleasant afternoon.

40
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You attack with feeling, Miss Snares.

41
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It helps if I imagine it's
a certain someone's head.

42
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Ah, Jasper.

43
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I wonder if I might have a quick word.

44
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I wonder if you might.

45
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It's about the mid-term examinations.

46
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They're due to be completed
by the end of the week.

47
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I thought I'd come and check we
haven't been blown off course.

48
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By a tempest, as it were.

49
00:05:16,138 --> 00:05:17,514
'As I was saying... '

50
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The tradition of oral examinations,

51
00:05:20,424 --> 00:05:23,379
or viva voses, long predates us.

52
00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:25,511
They were an essential part...

53
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... of the oral academic
practices of the ancient...

54
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Wakey-wakey!

55
00:05:38,650 --> 00:05:40,104
Jasper?

56
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Of course, Dean. Whatever you say.

57
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I find myself wondering

58
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whether an undertaking
agreed to under duress

59
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is legally or morally enforceable.

60
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And yet a promise is a promise.

61
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Very well.

62
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So, that's all sorted, then?

63
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So glad to see you coming
round to the benefits

64
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of a fruit-based diet, Ingrid.

65
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I can't wait.

66
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You too. OK.

67
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OK, bye.

68
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You can call her from your
desk, you know. I don't mind.

69
00:06:49,845 --> 00:06:51,847
You worried I'll overhear
your pet name or something?

70
00:06:51,862 --> 00:06:53,996
We don't have pet names,
Lisa. It's only been a month.

71
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Whatever you say...

72
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Danny-Boy.

73
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Hey!

74
00:07:04,817 --> 00:07:06,024
Oh, Professor.

75
00:07:06,565 --> 00:07:07,682
Professor!

76
00:07:08,804 --> 00:07:10,045
DS Donckers.

77
00:07:10,699 --> 00:07:13,360
- DS Winters.
- To what do we owe the honour?

78
00:07:13,740 --> 00:07:16,340
I was in the neighbourhood,
quite coincidentally,

79
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and wondered if I might
be of any assistance?

80
00:07:19,218 --> 00:07:22,128
- We've got orders not to bother you.
- But if you're at a loose end?

81
00:07:22,162 --> 00:07:23,419
On the contrary,

82
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a long and tedious task awaits me.

83
00:07:26,114 --> 00:07:28,260
A stack of essays to revise?

84
00:07:29,860 --> 00:07:33,000
You do not revise essays, Detective
Sergeant. You correct them.

85
00:07:33,745 --> 00:07:35,945
To revise something is to improve it.

86
00:07:36,102 --> 00:07:39,564
As in, "He needed to
revise his use of language."

87
00:07:39,767 --> 00:07:43,500
Perhaps you can revise his
use of language in that.

88
00:07:45,012 --> 00:07:46,918
We're waiting on the fire brigade report

89
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to check for the
presence of an accelerant.

90
00:07:48,717 --> 00:07:50,476
Faulty lava lamp, more likely.

91
00:07:50,589 --> 00:07:53,149
Or a student with a
cigarette who fell asleep.

92
00:07:53,392 --> 00:07:56,741
A fire in a student flat. How mundane.

93
00:07:57,153 --> 00:07:58,613
Sure we can't tempt you?

94
00:07:59,059 --> 00:08:01,022
Sadly not. But thank you...

95
00:08:01,789 --> 00:08:05,403
for giving me an excellent
idea for my oral examinations.

96
00:08:12,458 --> 00:08:13,890
You could have taken my eye out.

97
00:08:14,414 --> 00:08:16,563
Very dangerous, very unprofessional.

98
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The Rational Actor Theory suggests

99
00:08:40,293 --> 00:08:43,811
that criminals are not
compelled to commit crime...

100
00:08:44,494 --> 00:08:47,828
but rather choose those behaviours,

101
00:08:47,842 --> 00:08:50,302
um, based on, um...

102
00:08:50,460 --> 00:08:52,353
Er...

103
00:08:53,587 --> 00:08:55,602
- Miss... ?
- Acton.

104
00:08:55,891 --> 00:08:56,989
Er... Jane Acton.

105
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Your house is on fire, Miss Acton.

106
00:08:59,765 --> 00:09:01,620
- Is it?
- Hypothetically.

107
00:09:02,211 --> 00:09:04,900
You can only save one
person from the flames,

108
00:09:05,060 --> 00:09:06,758
a cleaning lady...

109
00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:12,869
... or a scientist...

110
00:09:16,258 --> 00:09:18,420
... who is about to
discover a cure for cancer.

111
00:09:19,620 --> 00:09:21,740
The cleaning lady is your mother.

112
00:09:26,422 --> 00:09:28,820
Was this part of the course, Professor?

113
00:09:30,687 --> 00:09:33,651
It is not a course, Miss
Acton, it is a syllabus.

114
00:09:33,678 --> 00:09:37,060
And that... is irrelevant.

115
00:09:39,220 --> 00:09:41,807
I think we'll have to find a
job for you on the force, Wilf.

116
00:09:45,620 --> 00:09:48,721
All your safety certificates
seem to be in order, Mrs Ransome.

117
00:09:48,778 --> 00:09:50,406
That's a relief.

118
00:09:50,561 --> 00:09:53,725
So, how is the hero of the hour?

119
00:09:53,747 --> 00:09:55,798
Heh... I'm no hero.

120
00:09:56,947 --> 00:09:58,540
'To the ambulance!'

121
00:09:58,580 --> 00:10:01,420
You helped four people to
safety from a burning flat.

122
00:10:01,824 --> 00:10:03,460
I call that pretty heroic.

123
00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:05,207
And I left a girl behind.

124
00:10:05,348 --> 00:10:08,034
'Amity! Where is she?!'

125
00:10:08,860 --> 00:10:10,980
Is there any news on Amity Roberts?

126
00:10:11,020 --> 00:10:12,889
She's seriously unwell, I'm afraid.

127
00:10:12,953 --> 00:10:14,778
Extensive third-degree burns.

128
00:10:14,813 --> 00:10:16,864
They've had to put in a coma.

129
00:10:17,936 --> 00:10:19,508
Are you a student, Wilf?

130
00:10:19,578 --> 00:10:21,700
The odd-job man, more like it.

131
00:10:21,740 --> 00:10:23,540
He had the brains, all right,

132
00:10:23,737 --> 00:10:25,787
but a debt like that...

133
00:10:25,843 --> 00:10:28,338
well, it's not for the likes of us.

134
00:10:28,388 --> 00:10:30,912
I'd never leave my mum on her own.

135
00:10:31,426 --> 00:10:34,598
It was a piece of luck that there
was a room that needed painting.

136
00:10:34,746 --> 00:10:36,660
Well, one of the tenants
had just moved out.

137
00:10:37,071 --> 00:10:38,305
Do you have a name?

138
00:10:38,361 --> 00:10:41,970
Valerie Peters. The little madam.

139
00:10:41,991 --> 00:10:43,238
What makes you say that?

140
00:10:43,288 --> 00:10:45,980
She hasn't returned
her key, for one thing,

141
00:10:46,107 --> 00:10:48,602
or paid the last month's rent.

142
00:10:50,315 --> 00:10:53,015
Is Valerie in any of these photos?

143
00:11:00,303 --> 00:11:02,326
I hope you don't mind me asking,

144
00:11:02,376 --> 00:11:04,913
but what's behind all of the questions?

145
00:11:05,357 --> 00:11:07,719
We think the fire may have
been started deliberately.

146
00:11:28,599 --> 00:11:30,206
Next.

147
00:11:32,482 --> 00:11:33,688
Next.

148
00:11:33,836 --> 00:11:35,100
Next!

149
00:11:35,140 --> 00:11:36,669
Next.

150
00:11:37,875 --> 00:11:40,250
Next.

151
00:11:40,616 --> 00:11:42,005
Next.

152
00:11:42,231 --> 00:11:43,675
Next.

153
00:11:47,420 --> 00:11:49,215
Next!

154
00:11:49,940 --> 00:11:51,626
Next.

155
00:11:55,260 --> 00:11:57,380
Did I... Did I pass?

156
00:12:01,700 --> 00:12:03,390
Next!

157
00:12:03,926 --> 00:12:06,315
Here's the final fire
scene investigator's report.

158
00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:13,913
Turpentine?

159
00:12:13,956 --> 00:12:15,577
Or some other flammable solvent.

160
00:12:15,598 --> 00:12:17,791
So we're definitely
looking at arson, then?

161
00:12:17,833 --> 00:12:20,088
Make that arson with the
intent to endanger life.

162
00:12:20,413 --> 00:12:22,520
The medical report for Amity Roberts.

163
00:12:22,541 --> 00:12:24,090
She was pumped full of GHB.

164
00:12:24,130 --> 00:12:25,770
- The date rape drug?
- Yeah.

165
00:12:26,023 --> 00:12:28,276
But no sign she engaged in
any form of sexual activity,

166
00:12:28,304 --> 00:12:29,742
forced or otherwise.

167
00:12:31,371 --> 00:12:33,316
Somebody didn't want her to wake up.

168
00:12:42,023 --> 00:12:44,357
Why did you move out, then, Valerie?

169
00:12:44,583 --> 00:12:46,930
Um, I... I found somewhere better.

170
00:12:47,329 --> 00:12:48,434
Cheaper.

171
00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:51,220
- Nicer people.
- Nicer than who?

172
00:12:54,090 --> 00:12:55,353
Amity.

173
00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:59,113
Do you know her name means friendship?

174
00:12:59,581 --> 00:13:01,930
It's pretty ironic, considering
she's a stuck-up bitch.

175
00:13:01,972 --> 00:13:03,748
She's in a coma with third-degree burns.

176
00:13:03,770 --> 00:13:05,485
There's nothing funny about that.

177
00:13:06,570 --> 00:13:07,809
Look, we didn't get on.

178
00:13:08,063 --> 00:13:09,472
I'm not making a secret of it.

179
00:13:11,435 --> 00:13:13,582
Where were you on the
evening of the 17th?

180
00:13:14,410 --> 00:13:16,334
- At a college ball.
- All night?

181
00:13:17,050 --> 00:13:18,888
It started at eight, finished at two.

182
00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:24,307
OK. Do you recognise
anyone in these photos?

183
00:13:31,610 --> 00:13:32,653
No.

184
00:13:32,761 --> 00:13:33,764
OK.

185
00:13:34,633 --> 00:13:36,499
Thank you for your time.
That'll be all for now.

186
00:13:43,379 --> 00:13:46,209
♪ Quando mi perdo in un mondo ♪

187
00:13:46,277 --> 00:13:49,784
♪ Penso ai miei sogni... ♪

188
00:13:51,890 --> 00:13:53,506
Am I interrupting you, Jasper?

189
00:13:53,770 --> 00:13:56,894
Morning, noon, and night.

190
00:13:57,250 --> 00:13:58,650
I've had complaints.

191
00:13:59,657 --> 00:14:01,269
Quite a number this time.

192
00:14:01,530 --> 00:14:03,850
About some of the
exam questions you set.

193
00:14:03,890 --> 00:14:05,673
The burning house one in particular.

194
00:14:06,248 --> 00:14:09,846
I devoted an entire lecture
to Bentham and utilitarianism.

195
00:14:10,247 --> 00:14:12,475
If they are too witless, too work-shy,

196
00:14:12,498 --> 00:14:14,043
or simply too wooden-headed

197
00:14:14,071 --> 00:14:15,930
to apply it to a simple ethical dilemma,

198
00:14:15,970 --> 00:14:18,069
frankly, they do not deserve to pass.

199
00:14:20,781 --> 00:14:22,625
Yes. Well, that's all sorted, then.

200
00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:24,920
Who would you save?

201
00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:27,210
Oh, my mother, of course.

202
00:14:28,045 --> 00:14:29,130
Why of course?

203
00:14:29,567 --> 00:14:30,959
Because anyone who leaves their mother

204
00:14:30,976 --> 00:14:32,363
to be burnt alive in a house fire

205
00:14:32,380 --> 00:14:34,145
doesn't deserve to be cured of cancer.

206
00:14:37,365 --> 00:14:38,673
Now, that...

207
00:14:39,694 --> 00:14:41,521
is an excellent answer.

208
00:14:41,970 --> 00:14:43,570
Oh.

209
00:14:44,086 --> 00:14:45,254
Thank you.

210
00:14:45,298 --> 00:14:48,326
♪ Tutta la mia tenerezza ♪

211
00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:52,110
♪ Una carezza ti daro... ♪

212
00:14:57,794 --> 00:14:59,627
Say "sex", Danny-Boy.

213
00:15:02,198 --> 00:15:03,474
Dan?

214
00:15:03,863 --> 00:15:06,210
Hey. Hello, mate.

215
00:15:07,364 --> 00:15:09,400
- Oh, nice to see you.
- Nice to see you!

216
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:12,090
Oh, Dina, Calvin. Calvin, Dina.

217
00:15:12,462 --> 00:15:13,730
Where've you been hiding?

218
00:15:14,582 --> 00:15:17,810
Oh, you know, people
to see, places to be.

219
00:15:18,326 --> 00:15:19,504
Nice suit.

220
00:15:19,730 --> 00:15:21,715
You know me, I like to make an effort.

221
00:15:22,623 --> 00:15:24,134
Uh, I've got to go.

222
00:15:24,810 --> 00:15:27,054
- Yeah, no worries, mate.
- You've got my number, though, yeah?

223
00:15:27,090 --> 00:15:28,785
- Yeah, of course.
- Then use it, dickhead (!)

224
00:15:29,172 --> 00:15:30,772
Yeah, I will.

225
00:15:33,490 --> 00:15:34,872
How do you know him?

226
00:15:35,525 --> 00:15:37,391
We went through training together.

227
00:15:38,573 --> 00:15:39,770
Oh, thank you.

228
00:15:39,992 --> 00:15:41,970
- I'll get this.
- Thanks.

229
00:15:46,850 --> 00:15:48,220
Is everything all right?

230
00:15:49,650 --> 00:15:51,529
It's 11.50 for a tomato salad?

231
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,157
Well, they were heritage.

232
00:15:53,174 --> 00:15:55,450
Yeah, at that price, they
should be Grade II listed.

233
00:15:56,049 --> 00:15:57,498
You want to go halves?

234
00:15:58,841 --> 00:16:00,213
Oh, do you mind? Sorry, babe.

235
00:16:00,237 --> 00:16:02,524
- I'm a little bit short until payday, that's all.
- Sure.

236
00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:05,447
- I had to lend some to my dad.
- It's fine.

237
00:16:50,930 --> 00:16:52,570
Arghh!

238
00:17:18,066 --> 00:17:19,576
- Jasper.
- Mother.

239
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:22,089
What an unexpected pleasure.

240
00:17:24,566 --> 00:17:26,331
It's awfully naughty of me, darling,

241
00:17:26,343 --> 00:17:28,457
but I'm afraid I can't invite you in.

242
00:17:28,469 --> 00:17:30,525
Kafka is doggy dating.

243
00:17:42,751 --> 00:17:44,830
I'm thinking of putting him out to stud.

244
00:17:44,961 --> 00:17:46,773
The fees are incredible.

245
00:17:48,377 --> 00:17:50,153
This is just a courtesy visit, Mother.

246
00:17:50,177 --> 00:17:52,115
Courtesy, Jasper, from you?

247
00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:53,528
I merely wish to inform you,

248
00:17:53,552 --> 00:17:55,890
before the intelligence
reaches you by other means,

249
00:17:56,059 --> 00:17:58,370
that I am planning to
undertake a course of therapy.

250
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,502
Therapy?! But that's
marvellous, darling.

251
00:18:01,531 --> 00:18:04,662
I've been on at you for
years. What's it to be?

252
00:18:04,745 --> 00:18:06,231
Urophagia?

253
00:18:06,930 --> 00:18:08,541
Colonic irrigation?

254
00:18:08,890 --> 00:18:10,526
Goat yoga?

255
00:18:10,550 --> 00:18:15,017
Oh, I have the number of the most
amazing Tibetan acupuncturist inside!

256
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:16,850
The needles are... Ooh.

257
00:18:16,995 --> 00:18:18,611
None of the above, Mother.

258
00:18:18,950 --> 00:18:20,970
I intend to speak to a psychologist.

259
00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:24,754
Dear heart,

260
00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:26,709
is that wise?

261
00:18:31,508 --> 00:18:32,566
Ma'am?

262
00:18:32,596 --> 00:18:35,120
Just wondering if
we'd made any progress.

263
00:18:35,667 --> 00:18:37,627
I haven't had a chance
to speak to Amity Roberts.

264
00:18:37,639 --> 00:18:39,005
They haven't brought her round.

265
00:18:39,267 --> 00:18:40,650
We're going as fast as we can.

266
00:18:40,690 --> 00:18:42,083
Well, maybe a, erm,

267
00:18:43,009 --> 00:18:44,904
fresh perspective might help.

268
00:18:45,433 --> 00:18:46,561
Ma'am?

269
00:18:49,550 --> 00:18:52,051
I thought you said to use him sparingly,

270
00:18:52,081 --> 00:18:54,095
- you know, like...
- I know what I said, DS Donckers,

271
00:18:54,136 --> 00:18:56,810
but I'm up against it. This
isn't the only case on my desk.

272
00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:58,722
Right.

273
00:18:59,570 --> 00:19:02,446
And I've had a bit of a "hurry
up" from the Chief Super.

274
00:19:02,470 --> 00:19:04,573
He's being lent on by the
top dogs at the university

275
00:19:04,597 --> 00:19:06,970
because they've heard that
we think it's arson, so...

276
00:19:07,186 --> 00:19:08,909
I say you get him in.

277
00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:12,250
What could possibly go wrong (?)

278
00:19:12,765 --> 00:19:13,935
OK.

279
00:19:15,090 --> 00:19:16,995
'Malia', by Tosti.

280
00:19:31,631 --> 00:19:34,850
Exams are cancelled, Miss
Snares, for the rest of the day.

281
00:19:40,037 --> 00:19:43,020
Well, the fire brigade found
traces of accelerant in the kitchen.

282
00:19:43,210 --> 00:19:46,334
Which suggests the fire was started
by someone with a key to the flat.

283
00:19:46,364 --> 00:19:48,805
Except our student friends
aren't always in the habit

284
00:19:48,810 --> 00:19:50,330
of locking the front door.

285
00:19:50,938 --> 00:19:52,525
If the door was locked,

286
00:19:52,549 --> 00:19:55,513
then Valerie Peters has some
means of accessing the property.

287
00:19:55,810 --> 00:19:58,780
Except she would appear to lack
a clear and credible motive.

288
00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:01,566
We're still checking out her alibi, but

289
00:20:01,786 --> 00:20:03,212
the fire started around 11

290
00:20:03,242 --> 00:20:05,119
and she claims that she was
at this ball with her friends

291
00:20:05,143 --> 00:20:06,253
long before that.

292
00:20:07,935 --> 00:20:09,705
What about the other residents?

293
00:20:09,735 --> 00:20:11,482
Well, they're just a bunch of kids.

294
00:20:11,862 --> 00:20:13,959
Nerdy kids at that. I
don't imagine any of them

295
00:20:13,983 --> 00:20:15,925
would be stupid enough
to set the place on fire

296
00:20:15,931 --> 00:20:17,612
whilst they themselves were still in it.

297
00:20:18,177 --> 00:20:21,468
The term "homo sapiens" is a
misnomer, Detective Sergeant.

298
00:20:21,937 --> 00:20:25,508
Human beings are guided far more
often by perverse irrationality

299
00:20:25,864 --> 00:20:27,290
than by solid reasoning.

300
00:20:40,253 --> 00:20:43,014
I agree with you, and Jeremy Bentham,

301
00:20:43,389 --> 00:20:46,236
that human nature is
essentially selfish.

302
00:20:46,611 --> 00:20:50,873
And yet you have somewhat
restored my faith in it, Mr... ?

303
00:20:51,044 --> 00:20:52,877
Jones. Joss Jones.

304
00:20:53,877 --> 00:20:54,877
Ah.

305
00:20:56,648 --> 00:20:57,648
Pass.

306
00:20:59,477 --> 00:21:01,066
I find our student population

307
00:21:01,067 --> 00:21:03,652
to be as capable of
deception and malfeasance

308
00:21:03,682 --> 00:21:05,947
as the rest of us, Miss Donckers.

309
00:21:06,370 --> 00:21:09,987
A young man who has paid another
to take an exam on his behalf.

310
00:21:11,048 --> 00:21:13,462
Who knows what else
he might be capable of?

311
00:21:25,922 --> 00:21:28,700
God, poor Amity.

312
00:21:30,476 --> 00:21:34,188
- So, Joss, you were in your room all night?
- Yeah.

313
00:21:34,254 --> 00:21:37,492
- Well, until I smelt the smoke.
- And what were you doing?

314
00:21:38,370 --> 00:21:41,490
Studying, listening to music.

315
00:21:41,530 --> 00:21:43,010
Can anyone vouch for you?

316
00:21:43,107 --> 00:21:46,166
- I didn't think anyone else was in.
- Until the fire started.

317
00:21:46,359 --> 00:21:48,127
Until I took a break.

318
00:21:49,552 --> 00:21:52,570
About... nine.

319
00:21:54,742 --> 00:21:58,017
I heard some voices arguing.

320
00:21:58,039 --> 00:21:59,490
Do you know who?

321
00:21:59,665 --> 00:22:01,648
Some of the girls, maybe.

322
00:22:02,183 --> 00:22:04,450
I mean, it wouldn't be the first time.

323
00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:06,415
Do you recognise anyone?

324
00:22:13,313 --> 00:22:14,850
Yeah, Louis.

325
00:22:14,890 --> 00:22:16,424
Who's Louis?

326
00:22:17,397 --> 00:22:19,031
Amity's ex.

327
00:22:26,970 --> 00:22:29,576
Any pearls of wisdom, Jasper?

328
00:22:31,225 --> 00:22:33,014
It seems imperative to establish

329
00:22:33,058 --> 00:22:36,178
whether we are dealing with
an arsonist or a pyromaniac.

330
00:22:36,245 --> 00:22:37,860
Is there a meaningful difference?

331
00:22:38,465 --> 00:22:41,020
An arsonist has external motivation.

332
00:22:41,176 --> 00:22:43,500
- Such as?
- Insurance fraud.

333
00:22:44,005 --> 00:22:46,740
Whereas a pyromaniac's
motivation comes from within.

334
00:22:46,909 --> 00:22:48,580
Anger, for example.

335
00:22:48,721 --> 00:22:50,436
I think we're safe to assume

336
00:22:50,451 --> 00:22:53,229
that the motivation
of whoever set the fire

337
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:55,740
was to either harm
or kill Amity Roberts.

338
00:22:55,780 --> 00:22:57,944
It is seldom safe to assume anything.

339
00:22:58,260 --> 00:23:00,220
So, who's in the frame?

340
00:23:00,424 --> 00:23:04,173
Valerie Peters moved out a
week or so before the fire,

341
00:23:04,233 --> 00:23:07,441
still has her key, admits to being
antagonistic towards the victim,

342
00:23:07,460 --> 00:23:09,535
but has an alibi that
appears to check out.

343
00:23:09,594 --> 00:23:12,913
Joss Jones, in his bedroom
alone on the night of the fire.

344
00:23:12,940 --> 00:23:15,482
So no alibi. We're
starting background checks.

345
00:23:15,512 --> 00:23:18,260
And Louis Dennis, Amity
Roberts' former boyfriend.

346
00:23:18,475 --> 00:23:21,614
Who DS Donckers so cleverly
photographed at the scene of the fire.

347
00:23:22,119 --> 00:23:23,848
And who we found with some dodgy photos

348
00:23:23,848 --> 00:23:25,340
of Miss Roberts on his laptop.

349
00:23:26,540 --> 00:23:28,285
Some kind of revenge porn?

350
00:23:28,321 --> 00:23:30,258
He seemed pretty upset
that Dan suggested that

351
00:23:30,323 --> 00:23:31,963
when we interviewed him earlier.

352
00:23:32,617 --> 00:23:34,731
I've told you, I didn't
take those pictures.

353
00:23:35,058 --> 00:23:36,651
I didn't send 'em to anybody.

354
00:23:37,167 --> 00:23:38,795
She sent them to me. I swear.

355
00:23:38,843 --> 00:23:41,902
Why would she send
compromising photos of herself

356
00:23:41,902 --> 00:23:44,112
to someone she dumped
less than a month ago,

357
00:23:44,165 --> 00:23:46,244
plus a bunch of her
classmates and peers?

358
00:23:47,266 --> 00:23:48,697
I've absolutely no idea.

359
00:23:48,744 --> 00:23:50,556
You didn't think that this was her way

360
00:23:50,574 --> 00:23:52,740
of trying to say she wanted
to get back together with you?

361
00:23:53,170 --> 00:23:55,683
No, definitely not.

362
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:57,394
You seem very sure.

363
00:23:59,824 --> 00:24:02,294
She's already started
sleeping with somebody else.

364
00:24:02,817 --> 00:24:04,546
That's what I've heard.

365
00:24:05,348 --> 00:24:07,220
Any idea who?

366
00:24:09,540 --> 00:24:10,849
Joss Jones.

367
00:24:12,833 --> 00:24:16,564
Blimey, they're all at it with
each other like a bunch of baboons.

368
00:24:17,063 --> 00:24:19,860
It is more accurately
termed a flange of baboons,

369
00:24:19,878 --> 00:24:22,433
Detective Inspector. But
you are otherwise correct.

370
00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:27,743
Like baboons, or bonobos, or
any other group of primates,

371
00:24:27,981 --> 00:24:30,900
our student friends are engaged
in a struggle with one another

372
00:24:30,940 --> 00:24:33,001
for status and mating rights.

373
00:24:33,185 --> 00:24:35,852
Well, then, in the absence
of David Attenborough,

374
00:24:35,864 --> 00:24:38,347
I suggest you two start studying
them little more closely.

375
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:41,020
Come on, then, Lis.

376
00:24:41,150 --> 00:24:44,638
I've got six hours of
CCTV footage to go through

377
00:24:44,674 --> 00:24:46,319
from Valerie Peter's summer ball.

378
00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:48,000
What, I've got to do this on my own?

379
00:24:51,420 --> 00:24:53,049
What about you, Professor?

380
00:24:53,530 --> 00:24:55,027
Fancy teaming up?

381
00:25:06,806 --> 00:25:07,893
Adelaide.

382
00:25:08,179 --> 00:25:09,515
Christina.

383
00:25:10,305 --> 00:25:12,188
Are you... Are you looking for Jasper?

384
00:25:12,253 --> 00:25:15,312
In a car park? That seems unlikely.

385
00:25:17,940 --> 00:25:19,561
Gosh, you know, you...

386
00:25:20,802 --> 00:25:22,260
You haven't aged a bit.

387
00:25:22,537 --> 00:25:24,500
Can't say the same for you, dear.

388
00:25:27,515 --> 00:25:29,772
I'm sorry, Adelaide, I'm...
I'm in a bit of a rush.

389
00:25:29,820 --> 00:25:31,912
Has he informed you of his intention

390
00:25:31,940 --> 00:25:34,092
to undergo a course of psychotherapy?

391
00:25:34,645 --> 00:25:36,540
No, no, he hasn't.

392
00:25:36,580 --> 00:25:38,316
Then consider yourself told.

393
00:25:40,620 --> 00:25:44,114
There's only one reason a man
of his outlook and temperament

394
00:25:44,500 --> 00:25:47,821
would hazard the foolhardy
step of self-analysis,

395
00:25:48,082 --> 00:25:50,180
and it isn't to impress his mother.

396
00:25:52,241 --> 00:25:53,530
There's nothing I would like more

397
00:25:53,542 --> 00:25:55,621
than to see my son settled and happy.

398
00:25:56,126 --> 00:25:58,342
But if you toy with his affections,

399
00:25:58,502 --> 00:26:02,363
well, as the ladies from the Fen
Ditton Bridge Club can testify,

400
00:26:03,034 --> 00:26:05,945
my wrath is a terrible thing to behold.

401
00:26:07,340 --> 00:26:08,740
Toodle-loo.

402
00:26:23,420 --> 00:26:25,328
Professor, street sign.

403
00:26:27,693 --> 00:26:29,029
Doh!

404
00:26:29,802 --> 00:26:31,180
Excuse me?

405
00:26:32,873 --> 00:26:34,260
Doesn't matter.

406
00:26:36,340 --> 00:26:39,461
- You disagree with DI Rabbit, then, Professor?
- Almost invariably.

407
00:26:39,508 --> 00:26:41,076
Doesn't seem that much of a reach.

408
00:26:41,113 --> 00:26:42,408
If the fire was started deliberately,

409
00:26:42,431 --> 00:26:43,792
then Amity must have been the target.

410
00:26:43,845 --> 00:26:46,388
Are you very familiar with
the latest academic research

411
00:26:46,406 --> 00:26:47,850
into the behavioural abnormalities

412
00:26:47,879 --> 00:26:50,780
of those with pyromaniac
tendencies, Detective Sergeant?

413
00:26:50,820 --> 00:26:53,380
- I wouldn't say very.
- And neither am I.

414
00:26:53,540 --> 00:26:56,380
Because there has been remarkably
little research in this area.

415
00:26:56,980 --> 00:27:00,330
What little there has
suggests pyromaniacs often fail

416
00:27:00,363 --> 00:27:03,437
to understand their own
motivations. They act impulsively,

417
00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:06,362
sometimes in response to
sexual or fetishistic urges.

418
00:27:06,414 --> 00:27:08,753
- Right, they get a kick out of it.
- Precisely so.

419
00:27:08,842 --> 00:27:11,560
So, how do we know we're
dealing with a kinky pyromaniac

420
00:27:11,590 --> 00:27:13,394
or a plain vanilla arsonist?

421
00:27:14,003 --> 00:27:17,060
You look for a pattern of similar
fires in that part of the city.

422
00:27:24,755 --> 00:27:28,220
You've had no problems with
them? Your current tenants.

423
00:27:28,260 --> 00:27:32,225
No, you know, a few, nothing serious.

424
00:27:34,045 --> 00:27:36,808
Mrs Ransome, we found this.

425
00:27:39,897 --> 00:27:42,080
That's a misunderstanding.

426
00:27:42,110 --> 00:27:45,406
That's a Section 8 eviction notice
dated on the third of last month.

427
00:27:48,696 --> 00:27:52,275
All right, I admit
it, I wanted them out.

428
00:27:52,283 --> 00:27:54,198
And why was that, Mrs Ransome?

429
00:27:54,792 --> 00:27:57,050
I got Wilf to drive me
around during the day

430
00:27:57,072 --> 00:27:58,660
while they're out at lectures.

431
00:27:58,700 --> 00:28:02,388
You wouldn't believe what we
found. Powders, pills, potions.

432
00:28:03,093 --> 00:28:05,640
And did you report what
you found to the police?

433
00:28:06,435 --> 00:28:08,892
It wouldn't have been worth my while.

434
00:28:09,580 --> 00:28:12,063
Or someone made it
worth your while not to.

435
00:28:13,429 --> 00:28:16,540
There's no law against
changing your mind, is there?

436
00:28:21,256 --> 00:28:23,692
It would seem young Joss Jones...

437
00:28:23,740 --> 00:28:28,734
AKA Master Jocelyn Armitage
Sibthorpe Jones esquire.

438
00:28:29,477 --> 00:28:31,927
... has been getting into a
few awkward scrapes of late.

439
00:28:31,927 --> 00:28:35,209
Daddy paid off the landlady so
she'd withdraw her eviction notice,

440
00:28:35,239 --> 00:28:37,060
not make a formal
complaint to the police.

441
00:28:37,229 --> 00:28:39,427
She found a phial of GHB in his room,

442
00:28:39,479 --> 00:28:41,507
though he was adamant it wasn't his.

443
00:28:44,693 --> 00:28:46,140
Can we have a word?

444
00:28:49,943 --> 00:28:51,220
It was found in your room, Joss.

445
00:28:51,235 --> 00:28:54,020
And it was also found in
Amity Roberts' bloodstream.

446
00:28:55,676 --> 00:28:59,020
Look, the GHB, it wasn't my idea.

447
00:28:59,060 --> 00:29:00,710
Valerie ordered it online.

448
00:29:00,748 --> 00:29:02,124
She ordered a date rape drug?

449
00:29:02,243 --> 00:29:04,470
- We've been clubbing a lot.
- And?

450
00:29:04,523 --> 00:29:06,490
It's like liquid ecstasy,

451
00:29:07,173 --> 00:29:10,328
it makes you feel euphoric,
whatever, disinhibited.

452
00:29:10,363 --> 00:29:12,556
Still doesn't explain what
it was doing in your room.

453
00:29:12,740 --> 00:29:14,385
You were sleeping with Valerie.

454
00:29:15,639 --> 00:29:17,940
- On and off.
- As well as with Amity?

455
00:29:18,408 --> 00:29:20,713
- Who told you that?
- Her ex-boyfriend.

456
00:29:21,315 --> 00:29:24,180
It was a one-time thing with Amity.

457
00:29:24,220 --> 00:29:26,220
She'd been with Louis for a long time.

458
00:29:26,386 --> 00:29:28,153
She fancied something new.

459
00:29:28,829 --> 00:29:30,660
So, was this part of the experiment?

460
00:29:30,700 --> 00:29:34,851
Not with Amity. She definitely
wasn't into anything like that.

461
00:29:36,020 --> 00:29:37,806
Look, I'm late for my lecture.

462
00:29:38,780 --> 00:29:41,444
Er, not so fast, Mr Jones.

463
00:29:41,912 --> 00:29:43,940
I'd like a word, if I may.

464
00:29:45,595 --> 00:29:48,706
Maybe he set the flat on fire to
create a smoke screen, you know,

465
00:29:48,944 --> 00:29:51,261
divert attention from the
fact he was flunking out.

466
00:29:51,335 --> 00:29:54,209
It's like the ultimate
dog-ate-my-homework excuse.

467
00:29:55,546 --> 00:29:58,515
You're giving me the profile
of a spoiled rich kid,

468
00:29:58,552 --> 00:30:00,260
not a reckless arsonist.

469
00:30:01,181 --> 00:30:03,060
What about Valerie Peters?

470
00:30:03,100 --> 00:30:05,620
Well, I think we discovered
the real reason she moved out.

471
00:30:05,807 --> 00:30:07,686
And maybe why she kept her key.

472
00:30:08,303 --> 00:30:09,900
How solid is her alibi?

473
00:30:09,940 --> 00:30:12,660
I'm still going through the
footage, but no sign of her so far.

474
00:30:12,700 --> 00:30:15,134
Well, then, make
finishing that a priority.

475
00:30:17,398 --> 00:30:21,100
- Oh, boss, what about this?
- What is it?

476
00:30:21,140 --> 00:30:23,696
It's a list of unexplained
fires across the city

477
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:25,223
that the Professor ask for.

478
00:30:26,542 --> 00:30:30,131
Email it to him, by all means,
but this is a tangled web.

479
00:30:30,232 --> 00:30:33,059
Let's not get too distracted
by a burnt-out shed.

480
00:30:37,906 --> 00:30:40,514
We've checked the CCTV
footage from the porters' lodge

481
00:30:40,526 --> 00:30:41,869
at the college where the ball was held.

482
00:30:41,922 --> 00:30:43,525
Frame by bloody frame.

483
00:30:43,543 --> 00:30:45,741
And there is no record of you entering.

484
00:30:46,704 --> 00:30:48,093
I came in the back way.

485
00:30:48,140 --> 00:30:49,804
We spoke to the waiter at your table.

486
00:30:49,827 --> 00:30:51,776
He said there was an empty
place throughout dinner.

487
00:30:53,647 --> 00:30:54,817
Come on, Valerie.

488
00:30:55,215 --> 00:30:57,460
We know you've been lying
to us from the start.

489
00:30:57,699 --> 00:30:59,184
Do you recognise him?

490
00:30:59,974 --> 00:31:01,906
You and Louis were in
it together, is that it?

491
00:31:01,947 --> 00:31:04,774
Or did you decide to get
back at Amity all on your own?

492
00:31:07,079 --> 00:31:08,541
You must have been gutted

493
00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:11,320
to see a meal ticket like
Jocelyn Sibthorpe Jones

494
00:31:11,362 --> 00:31:12,526
slip through your fingers.

495
00:31:12,579 --> 00:31:15,597
I bet you were already planning
the wedding photos in Country Life.

496
00:31:17,177 --> 00:31:18,566
We've already got Joss on record

497
00:31:18,638 --> 00:31:21,875
saying he heard raised female
voices in the flat around nine.

498
00:31:21,900 --> 00:31:25,900
And he's very obligingly told us
it was you who ordered the GHB.

499
00:31:27,524 --> 00:31:30,500
It won't take much for us to
gain access to your bank records

500
00:31:30,578 --> 00:31:31,986
and prove it.

501
00:31:47,171 --> 00:31:50,540
Miss... Nash...

502
00:31:52,740 --> 00:31:55,654
You have amply demonstrated your ability

503
00:31:55,660 --> 00:31:59,011
to accurately quote a definition
of Agnew's General Strain Theory

504
00:31:59,029 --> 00:32:00,941
straight from the textbook.

505
00:32:01,420 --> 00:32:03,853
However, I wonder if I might trouble you

506
00:32:03,871 --> 00:32:06,663
for an observation of
a more personal nature?

507
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:11,826
- A... A personal insight?
- Precisely.

508
00:32:11,862 --> 00:32:14,540
One that originates from
within your own frontal cortex,

509
00:32:14,580 --> 00:32:18,272
rather than one that has been so
transparently hijacked from another.

510
00:32:23,327 --> 00:32:24,557
Nope...

511
00:32:25,264 --> 00:32:26,660
I thought not.

512
00:32:29,458 --> 00:32:32,724
My best friend's
sister's ex-boyfriend...

513
00:32:35,825 --> 00:32:37,037
... Tyrell...

514
00:32:38,552 --> 00:32:43,020
... he had his heart set on
becoming a Premier League footballer.

515
00:32:43,607 --> 00:32:45,758
And he'd been on the books
of one of the biggest clubs

516
00:32:45,805 --> 00:32:47,825
since he was seven,

517
00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:50,261
but at 16, they let him go,

518
00:32:51,099 --> 00:32:52,436
just like that.

519
00:32:53,879 --> 00:32:56,618
And he was a lovely guy.

520
00:32:56,701 --> 00:33:01,852
He was smart, talented, respectful.

521
00:33:03,060 --> 00:33:04,750
But he's inside now.

522
00:33:05,873 --> 00:33:07,994
He stabbed someone over a drug debt.

523
00:33:11,042 --> 00:33:14,861
And I think the disappointment,

524
00:33:15,129 --> 00:33:18,070
the... crushing of his dreams, really,

525
00:33:18,842 --> 00:33:20,340
it just destroyed him.

526
00:33:23,209 --> 00:33:26,619
Turned a good man bad.

527
00:33:46,497 --> 00:33:47,823
Professor?

528
00:33:48,716 --> 00:33:49,980
How dare you?!

529
00:33:50,020 --> 00:33:52,770
'Valerie admits to
going to confront Amity

530
00:33:52,784 --> 00:33:54,723
about sleeping with her boyfriend.'

531
00:33:57,464 --> 00:34:00,420
'And she admits to lacing
her drink with GHB.'

532
00:34:01,138 --> 00:34:03,433
She even admits to taking the photos

533
00:34:03,490 --> 00:34:06,589
and using Amity's laptop to
email them to all and sundry.

534
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:13,660
But she swears blind she had
nothing to do with starting the fire.

535
00:34:13,859 --> 00:34:17,020
And I would lay a considerable
wager that she's speaking the truth.

536
00:34:17,390 --> 00:34:18,844
What makes you so sure of that?

537
00:34:19,419 --> 00:34:20,665
Because she is a woman.

538
00:34:21,705 --> 00:34:22,741
And?

539
00:34:23,579 --> 00:34:25,765
For a wronged and vindictive female,

540
00:34:25,784 --> 00:34:29,824
humiliation of her rival is the
most desirable outcome, not murder.

541
00:34:29,905 --> 00:34:32,414
This is the 21st century.
You can't say stuff like that.

542
00:34:32,676 --> 00:34:34,100
Nevertheless, I just did.

543
00:34:34,406 --> 00:34:39,125
So you're suggesting that sending
the nude photographs of Amity

544
00:34:39,154 --> 00:34:41,249
was a sufficient act of revenge?

545
00:34:41,259 --> 00:34:42,333
Precisely so.

546
00:34:42,737 --> 00:34:46,060
So we charge Valerie Peters with
administering a noxious substance.

547
00:34:46,263 --> 00:34:49,300
And disclosing private photographs
with intent to cause distress.

548
00:34:49,340 --> 00:34:51,087
But where does that
leave us with the fire?

549
00:34:51,710 --> 00:34:54,846
It leaves you with three
burnt-out cars, two sheds,

550
00:34:54,865 --> 00:34:56,847
and a somewhat charred recycling bin.

551
00:34:57,346 --> 00:34:59,864
Oh, with respect, I've
looked into all those fires.

552
00:34:59,969 --> 00:35:01,214
There really is no pattern.

553
00:35:01,252 --> 00:35:02,820
There's nothing that
connects them to each other,

554
00:35:02,860 --> 00:35:04,474
let alone the fire in the student flat.

555
00:35:04,868 --> 00:35:06,831
Then, with respect, Detective Sergeant,

556
00:35:06,850 --> 00:35:08,195
I suggest you look again.

557
00:35:09,074 --> 00:35:10,930
Wouldn't it make better
sense to follow up

558
00:35:10,931 --> 00:35:12,663
on the thing with Jones, Ma'am?

559
00:35:12,948 --> 00:35:14,659
Amity's ex-boyfriend.

560
00:35:14,902 --> 00:35:16,714
We haven't been able
to rule him out yet.

561
00:35:16,964 --> 00:35:20,820
Let's run with the fresh line of
inquiry the Professor is suggesting.

562
00:35:21,925 --> 00:35:23,368
For now, at least.

563
00:35:49,036 --> 00:35:50,860
But none of them could
describe him accurately.

564
00:35:51,068 --> 00:35:52,607
They all recalled a stranger turning up

565
00:35:52,636 --> 00:35:55,506
to report the fire and to
say that he'd called 999.

566
00:35:55,529 --> 00:35:56,985
None of them could remember
what he looked like,

567
00:35:57,133 --> 00:35:59,961
- or even what he wore.
- He was remarkably unremarkable.

568
00:36:00,151 --> 00:36:02,450
And that, Detectives, is your pattern.

569
00:36:04,487 --> 00:36:06,311
A typical pyromaniac is... ?

570
00:36:06,335 --> 00:36:10,150
Male, aged 17 to 35,
often neglected as a child.

571
00:36:10,197 --> 00:36:12,104
And above all, unobtrusive.

572
00:36:12,288 --> 00:36:13,493
A nobody.

573
00:36:13,523 --> 00:36:15,531
A frustrated nobody, in this case,

574
00:36:15,721 --> 00:36:17,360
who showed promise as a child

575
00:36:17,420 --> 00:36:19,695
but has now developed
an inferiority complex.

576
00:36:19,724 --> 00:36:22,837
He starts the fires so that he
can play the hero and save the day

577
00:36:22,849 --> 00:36:25,226
and get the recognition he
thinks is being denied to him.

578
00:36:25,322 --> 00:36:26,660
Precisely so.

579
00:36:26,813 --> 00:36:28,274
It's a neat theory,

580
00:36:28,334 --> 00:36:30,912
but it doesn't get us any
closer to ID'ing our perp.

581
00:36:31,227 --> 00:36:33,020
I already know their identity.

582
00:36:36,473 --> 00:36:38,522
'That's a misunderstanding.'

583
00:36:38,552 --> 00:36:42,502
'That's a Section 8 eviction notice
dated on the third of last month.'

584
00:36:44,409 --> 00:36:46,773
'So, how's the hero of the hour?'

585
00:36:47,444 --> 00:36:49,100
I'm no hero.

586
00:36:49,375 --> 00:36:51,145
For the avoidance of doubt,

587
00:36:51,205 --> 00:36:53,159
I intend to pinpoint their address.

588
00:36:53,367 --> 00:36:56,220
A standard geographical
profiling technique

589
00:36:56,896 --> 00:37:00,377
for what you may term a
poacher-style criminal,

590
00:37:00,775 --> 00:37:03,020
who uses their home as a base

591
00:37:03,205 --> 00:37:06,846
from which to commit
crime in their locale.

592
00:37:15,091 --> 00:37:16,428
Oh, Professor!

593
00:37:17,385 --> 00:37:18,420
Doh!

594
00:37:19,731 --> 00:37:20,943
That was the...

595
00:37:22,559 --> 00:37:23,859
Remember?

596
00:37:24,140 --> 00:37:25,896
I do remember. And the intervening time

597
00:37:25,914 --> 00:37:29,342
has not made that alleged
jest any the more penetrable.

598
00:37:49,143 --> 00:37:50,919
My back's killing me.

599
00:37:51,436 --> 00:37:54,549
Would you pop out to the chemist
for some of those painkillers?

600
00:37:55,749 --> 00:37:57,199
Well, what about these ones?

601
00:37:58,281 --> 00:38:00,235
They make me really drowsy.

602
00:38:01,150 --> 00:38:02,380
OK.

603
00:38:02,492 --> 00:38:04,993
Well, I'll make you a
cup of tea before I go.

604
00:38:05,053 --> 00:38:06,556
- OK?
- OK.

605
00:38:23,896 --> 00:38:26,310
- You all right, Wilf?
- Yeah.

606
00:38:40,340 --> 00:38:42,231
Would you mind coming
with us to the station?

607
00:38:42,540 --> 00:38:43,762
We've got a few questions.

608
00:38:43,780 --> 00:38:45,924
Er, I can't right now, I've...

609
00:38:45,971 --> 00:38:48,894
I've gotta go to the chemist
for my mum. It's... It's urgent.

610
00:38:53,688 --> 00:38:56,189
We can do this the hard
way, if you'd prefer.

611
00:38:59,154 --> 00:39:00,829
Yeah, yeah, OK, OK.

612
00:39:01,210 --> 00:39:02,909
This way. Come on.

613
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:13,963
"Landlady's son labelled a hero
after preventing fire fatalities."

614
00:39:19,583 --> 00:39:21,669
- How long is this gonna take?
- A bit more high-profile

615
00:39:21,681 --> 00:39:23,707
than your usual targets,
wouldn't you say?

616
00:39:23,861 --> 00:39:26,238
Look, my mum's not well. OK?

617
00:39:27,224 --> 00:39:28,335
She's sick.

618
00:39:28,335 --> 00:39:30,147
'I gave her something to sleep.

619
00:39:30,664 --> 00:39:32,755
'Right? I-I need to
go and look after her.'

620
00:39:32,773 --> 00:39:35,680
- I need to go back to her.
- It must be tough for a lad of your age,

621
00:39:35,709 --> 00:39:37,384
stuck at home, worrying about your mom,

622
00:39:37,420 --> 00:39:39,422
while a bunch of Hooray
Henrys with half your brains

623
00:39:39,428 --> 00:39:41,258
party like it's going out of fashion.

624
00:39:46,153 --> 00:39:47,656
Look, Wilf...

625
00:39:48,666 --> 00:39:51,220
Amity's conscious and on the mend.

626
00:39:52,058 --> 00:39:53,858
We know you didn't mean to hurt her, OK?

627
00:39:53,864 --> 00:39:55,896
It'll all be taken into
account if you cooperate.

628
00:39:56,300 --> 00:39:57,601
You don't understand.

629
00:39:57,814 --> 00:40:00,612
You don't understand, because
neither of you are listening to me.

630
00:40:00,642 --> 00:40:03,926
- When are you planning your next attack, Wilf?
- I need to leave!

631
00:40:04,271 --> 00:40:05,875
I need to go!

632
00:40:10,342 --> 00:40:12,445
- Sit down.
- She's not feeling well.

633
00:40:12,481 --> 00:40:13,940
- Can you not understand that?!
- Come on, sit down.

634
00:40:13,940 --> 00:40:16,414
- We're not finished.
- She's not well. I need to go and see her.

635
00:40:16,456 --> 00:40:18,398
- You need...
- Get your hands off me!

636
00:40:18,737 --> 00:40:20,401
Calm down, calm down!

637
00:40:20,436 --> 00:40:23,204
Come on, come with me.
Let's take two minutes, hey.

638
00:40:26,014 --> 00:40:30,345
Who does every boy strive hardest
to impress, Detective Sergeant?

639
00:40:31,468 --> 00:40:32,700
His mother.

640
00:41:12,016 --> 00:41:14,060
- How's she doing?
- Very groggy.

641
00:41:14,100 --> 00:41:16,412
- Looks like she's been drugged.
- Thank you.

642
00:41:17,678 --> 00:41:19,674
You don't think he was actually
trying to kill her, do you?

643
00:41:19,709 --> 00:41:22,132
No chance. Just earn her
approval by saving her.

644
00:41:22,469 --> 00:41:23,524
Bloody hell.

645
00:41:23,534 --> 00:41:25,060
- There are easier ways.
- Mm.

646
00:41:25,459 --> 00:41:27,332
Do you wanna earn my approval, Dan?

647
00:41:27,940 --> 00:41:29,613
Always, Lisa, always.

648
00:41:29,620 --> 00:41:32,750
Buy me a beer. I'm
literally dying for one.

649
00:41:32,769 --> 00:41:34,261
- Mmm...
- What? Oh...

650
00:41:34,308 --> 00:41:35,629
It's not what you think.

651
00:41:36,020 --> 00:41:38,538
- I'm meeting someone for a coffee.
- A coffee?

652
00:41:39,983 --> 00:41:42,164
I don't know what Dina's
putting in your drink,

653
00:41:42,649 --> 00:41:44,046
but you've changed.

654
00:41:44,650 --> 00:41:47,064
- I'll see you tomorrow.
- Yeah, see you tomorrow.

655
00:41:47,236 --> 00:41:49,888
♪ Quando sei qui con me ♪

656
00:41:53,590 --> 00:41:58,156
♪ Non riesco a pensare ♪

657
00:42:00,210 --> 00:42:04,754
♪ Quando sei qui con me ♪

658
00:42:05,768 --> 00:42:11,768
♪ Il ricordo di noi
due resta ancora... ♪

659
00:42:13,045 --> 00:42:16,275
How splendid the old place is!

660
00:42:20,917 --> 00:42:22,654
And this is?

661
00:42:22,729 --> 00:42:24,600
A peace offering, darling.

662
00:42:24,719 --> 00:42:28,602
Your second cousin Leopold is
in the head shrinking business.

663
00:42:28,787 --> 00:42:30,188
I asked him to make me a list

664
00:42:30,206 --> 00:42:32,843
of the ten best
practitioners in his field.

665
00:42:33,366 --> 00:42:36,288
"Dennis Eagle Rock Shamanistic Services.

666
00:42:36,484 --> 00:42:40,173
Ayahuasca soul retrieval, purging,

667
00:42:40,595 --> 00:42:43,580
real sheep's blood
available upon request."

668
00:42:43,982 --> 00:42:45,991
You always need a plan B, darling.

669
00:42:46,014 --> 00:42:47,898
Thank you, Mother. But no, thank you.

670
00:42:48,140 --> 00:42:50,761
- I have already made my choice.
- You have?

671
00:42:50,838 --> 00:42:52,900
And if I remain here
conversing with you,

672
00:42:52,940 --> 00:42:54,908
I shall be late for my first session.

673
00:42:56,019 --> 00:42:58,211
No time like the present, darling.

674
00:43:00,611 --> 00:43:02,310
Carpe diem, Jasper.

675
00:43:02,740 --> 00:43:04,324
Seize the day.

676
00:43:04,490 --> 00:43:06,748
♪ Ancora ♪

677
00:43:06,795 --> 00:43:12,219
♪ Stringimi, vita mia... ♪

678
00:43:16,793 --> 00:43:20,420
One caramel macchiato
with extra whipped cream.

679
00:43:21,112 --> 00:43:22,574
And one normal drink.

680
00:43:29,934 --> 00:43:32,756
What? I need to get my
kicks while I can these days.

681
00:43:32,780 --> 00:43:34,217
Don't mind me.

682
00:43:35,304 --> 00:43:36,701
So,

683
00:43:37,283 --> 00:43:39,920
what's so important that we
couldn't talk about it in the office?

684
00:43:40,140 --> 00:43:41,507
Yeah, erm...

685
00:43:43,016 --> 00:43:46,021
- I, er...
- Come on, spit it out, man.

686
00:43:47,881 --> 00:43:50,976
Look, Paul, I wanted to ask
if you see any opportunities,

687
00:43:50,994 --> 00:43:53,495
erm, in the short term...

688
00:43:55,930 --> 00:43:57,860
... to put me forward for a promotion.

689
00:43:59,602 --> 00:44:02,180
And a pay rise, mores to the point.

690
00:44:04,075 --> 00:44:07,746
OK. I'm gonna need something
a lot stronger than that.

691
00:44:08,822 --> 00:44:09,940
Right.

692
00:45:09,071 --> 00:45:10,512
Professor Tempest?

693
00:45:12,651 --> 00:45:14,475
Dr Goldberg, I presume?

694
00:45:26,166 --> 00:45:31,166
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